15 things i want to do in walmart...

1.grab 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cart when there not looking.

2.set all the alarms in housewares to go off at five minute intervals.

3.make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the womans restroom.

4.go up to a employee and tell them in a offical tone "code 3 in housewares" and watch what happens.

5.go to the service desk and ask them to put a bag of m&m's on lay-away.

6.go to the auto department and practice my madonna look using differnt types on funnels.

7.move a caution wet-floor sign to a carpeted area.

8.set up a tent in the camping department and tell people they can come in if they bring me pillows.

9.if any staff comes up to me and asks me for assistanace i will start crying and ask "why dont you just leave me alone".

10.look into a security camera,grab a mirror and pick my nose.

11.goto the gun department and ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

12.dart around the store and loudly sing the mission impossible song.

13.hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through yell "pick me,pick me".

14.when a announcement comes over the loud speaker yell out "no no its those voices again".

15.go into the fitting room wait a while and yell out "theres no toilet paper in here".